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12 reasons against gay marriage (funny)



12 Reasons why gay people should not be allowed to marry

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1)Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.

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2) Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.

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3) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

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4) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if Gay marriage is allowed, since Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

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5) Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

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6) Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.

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7) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

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8) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

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9) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

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10) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

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11) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to things like cars or longer life-spans.

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12) Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.

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2 σχόλια:

  1. Pretty funny post, I just don’t get why people are so against gay marriage I guess worrying about gay marriage takes attention away from issues that really matter like the environment, health care, social security, war, the shrinking middle class, out sourcing… etc.

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  2. i couldn't agree less with you!
    i mean the whole world is practically disintegrating around us and the people are paying most of their attention on how to keep each other busy with supposely serious ethical matters.
    i wonder if a man fucking an other man is making those people feel more distress than a man killing an other man...
    if it does i seriously worry about our future as humanity! =(

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